i don't plan on having that self control this summer
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i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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