im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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