is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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