You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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