The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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