Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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