Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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