fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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