She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
This couple is walking their pig around campus
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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