And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
How does one acquire holy water?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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