OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
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We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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