Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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