I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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