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hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
The ass gains better be worth it
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