we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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