Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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