somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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