White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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