everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I love you.
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