I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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