Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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