u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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