did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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