And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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