your parents love me but you hate me
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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