They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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