if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
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My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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