you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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