I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
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You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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