Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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