If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I have aggressive nipples.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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