mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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