I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I'm really busy with my period
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