This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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