Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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