ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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