Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
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Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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