Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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