He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
This is classic penis vs brain.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age