38 yer olds are good kisserssss
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.