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My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...