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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.

  (719): View more from Colorado

  she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.

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  are you serious?

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• (310): View more from California

  Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat

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• (516): View more from New York

  the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  the room spins SO much faster in panama

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress

  (443): View more from Maryland

  This is what my life has come to

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?

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