why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
This toilet bowl is my home.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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