Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Houston, we have a squirter
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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