your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
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