Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
