Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
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You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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