How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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