I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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