so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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