Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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