I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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