worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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