But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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