This is not my ceiling
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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