Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You made out with two different species that night
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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