Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
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In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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