I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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